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Why Jesus can be Lord!✝️
Because he wasn't just packing divine qualities; he had invincible and extraordinary features! Imagine him not only performing miracles but also nursing us! 🤣 The ultimate subversion in the history of God!
🍌Jesus wasn't just packing a holy dick surprise; he had two huge boobs to go with it!🍼Not only could He breastfeed, but He could also cum! Embrace the absurdity with this wild twist on divine attributes!🤣💦
You can buy it at home and witness the “greatness” of God. whether it's in a sagging state or in an upturned state!
🎄They also make great stocking stuffers and Christmas tree ornaments around the time of the celebration of his birth.
Specifications:
- Materials: high-quality PLA material
- Size: Width - 5 inches / Height-6 inches
Package Includes:
- Mini-Big D*ck Jesus sculpture ×1
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